Kenny Bourbeau is 70 and grew up playing pinball. As a heart patient, he couldn’t risk going to his favorite arcade after it reopened, so he said he’d stop by just to say hello “from outside”. The owner had his favorite pinball machine waiting for him on the sidewalk.
other smug villagers: thank you for coming over to casa del homosexuelle! i know my house is a mess it’s because when i moved to this island it took me a week to move all my furniture even though i had all five of my boyfriends helping because you can’t move a divan with a limp wrist. please leave your shoes at the door so you don’t track broke all over my new carpet 😷 help yourself to a drink i recommend trying the chateau borvhiihbhhnhoubng 1845 with an angel cum chaser spritz. why yes these kleenexes ARE armani thank you for noticing 😌 you like this music? it’s phil k.k.ollins, we had a fling before he blew up and sometimes he sends me demos which i have transferred to vinyl so i can play them off my Lily Record Player, it’s basically a record player but with a FLOWER, it’s the Only way to listen to music. what’s this I’m crafting? why it’s a solid gold crack pipe, which I invented. i don’t expect you to know anything about it but i suppose you may have the recipe if you so desire. oh you’re leaving me??? so soon?? well Let’s do brunch eventually, ill have my secretary contact my secretary contact my secretary to schedule a time. kisses 💗
